Hey, crazy lady....

So I was half listening to the radio this morning and caught Carrie Underwood singing "Before He Cheats". Every time I hear that song the thought that runs through my mind is "Wow, psycho much?" Followed by "Hmm.... I wonder if they were actually going out?"

Thou shalt not lie

So yesterday I'm talking to a lady about her vacation and she said she thinks she needs $3k available for her debit card. Thinking she means the debit card for her account here I call her back and leave a message she has $9k here and I can sell some stock to get the other $3k she needs. So she calls to me today and asks if I got her voicemail from last night. Thinking I could go back and listen to it and do whatever is needed I say, "Yup" (even though I ALWAYS forget to check VM). So she says, "Well, so I should have another $6k right?" And I say, "No you have $9k available to use with your debit card." "And she says, "You transferred it all!?!"

Aaaaaaand busted!

So I have to put her on hold and call up VM, and have to forward through FIVE other messages (since I haven't checked it since last Friday) to get to her message, (in which she clarifies that she meant her debit card for her regular checking account and can I transfer $3k of the $9k she has here to her checking account at the bank) then get back on the phone and try to act like I knew what she was talking about the whole time.

Awkward is an understatment.